What the fuck is an Alun Evans page???
An Alun Evans page is quite literally a page (but in my case, a shrine) to the gorgeous (likely!) Alun Evans. He was last seen in Care, with Steve Mackintosh of Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrel fame, and before that in the smashing Welsh movie (Yes, someone let the welsh make a movie and to that we bow our heads in shame) Solomon and Gaenor! Not only can Alun pretend to act, and cry like 'a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit' but he can also sing like a pansy aswell!:)
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Alun news! (Straight from the horses mouth!)
Watched Buffy and Angel last night and again tonight. Last time I approached him he told me to: 'Fuck off and die, Terry' He's obsessed with himself and his own work...Fuckin' egotistical bastard! (DRAMATIZATION MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED)
Alun's Biograpy and Filmography!
Biography Alun (Evans) was born in Wales in 1983 (the year) to his parents, Mum (his mother) and Dad (his father). Having lived in Wales his whole life, it didn't have much meaning until in August 2000, he went to Teneriffe and met Glen McConnell. Thanks to Glen's profound effect on people, Alun turned suicidal and stole the gun Andrew had with him on holiday (rumours are it was for masturbatorial uses) and nearly made a wall kebab but thanks to the great llama powers (and features) possesed by one James St John, Alun survived that fateful night (Thanks to Vodka). He also met 2 girls who also happened to travel to that very island, Ci and Lauren. These two girls were no ordinary girls, oh no, they were unordinary girls! But fear not (my wing-ed friends) for our heroes lived to fight (ok, well not fight... more like get completely langered (don't ask me, James made it up. It means drunk apparentley) and puke everywhere) another day... (also the girls aquired a third member to their party and together they formed a trio of super bitches much like Charlie's Angels, except with a better soundtrack and more realistic plot lines (such as going to shops and buying tampons!)
Filmography Annie (Theatre)(2001)......Mr Warbucks Care (TV)(2000)......Gareth
Solomon and Gaenor(1999)......(cameo as himself)
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Alun Evan's email address!!!! EXCLUSIVE TO THIS SITE! (And any websites/guestbooks Alun may have whored his image onto...)
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